Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.               God |
What part of "Thou Shall Not.." didn't you understand?               God |
That "Love Thy Neighbor thing..." I meant it.               God |
I love you and you and you and you and...               God |
Bing bang theory you've got to be kidding               God |
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make your rush hour longer               God |
Don't make me come down there.               God |
You think it's hot here?               God |
Do you have any idea where you're going?               God |
Will the road you're on get you to my place?               God |
Need directions?               God |
My way is the highway.               God |
We need to talk.               God |
Follow me.               God |
C'mon over and bring the kids.               God |
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.               God |